I told a friend that cake flavored vodka is awesome.
#WEEEEEEEEE
#I get to pretend to be drunk
#woohoo
#fun fact
#Sara has never been drunk
#I'm fine with this
and now he thinks I’m drunk.
But since we’re texting and he can’t tell that I’m sober as fuck, I’ve decided to drunk text him all night.
Sounds entertaining.
