It's so weird when people who don't know my family...
Person: So, how's your mom and sister?
Person: That's good. What are their names?
Me: 'Mom' and 'Sister'.
Me: Yes. They're German.
Person: *Doesn't bother me anymore*
Political Science & Over Opinionated @#$%^&*.
Dude in Class: You know, the only reason Ron Paul didn't get elected last year is because the Stoners forgot it was Election Day.
Chick in Class: Yeah, well, I'm a Stoner and I went to Election Day.
Yeah, I ate nothing but Taco’s for a year.
She was built with a brain
And some swagger.